Friday, February 16, 2007

business in the front, party in the back

we're surrounded by a sea of mullets.

we’ve got:
-your Jerry-curly mullets; must be fully greased
-your mop-top mullet
-your fuzz mullet
-your punk mullet; pullet, if you will
-your Jesse Katsopolis mullet
-your ducktail mullet
-your rat-tail mullet; centered, minimum 5 inches long
-your back-to-front mullet
[all aforementioned mullets are subject to frosting – aka frullet]

mullet hunting in europe is like fishing with dynamite.


research for this blog compliments of Athens, Greece

4 comments:

sansagenda said...

Fun fact: the mullet was invented in Pittsburgh.

Maybe not a fact so much as an opinion.

Keep an eye out for the elusive SKULLET--that's when the perpetrator is bald on top with long hair around the back.

I heart mullet watch.

Anonymous said...

i wish i could explain to you how much i love and adore you, anna marie. i want to be you when i grow up.

Anonymous said...

oh, i should'n't have signed as anonymous 'cause now you don't know it's me, bess

Anonymous said...

what about a backwards mullet like mine used to be...you know party in the front....business in the back....oh and it was def a frullet! i could not remember my username...so yeah..its me kirby...and i have been waiting on mom to invite me over for dinner.....no luck