I've got good news, and I've got bad news.
The good news is that Lee and I want to video blog, even though we tend to be REALLY boring and not funny in any way.
The bad news is that some perv out there though it necessary to link our first successful video blog, which is sooo boring that it has the capabilities to put you to sleep , to a prospective college student website. And as opposed to copy/pasting the description from youtube:
"our first weblog: a peanut butter tasting",
this person thought it would be appropriate to write this:
"What a Strange Piece of Video There is something almost sexual to this peanut-butter taste test. To do the test, that makes sense, but why did they record it?"
I don't even know how to respond.
Regardless, here's our first video blog post.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
joke's on me
I had been planning it for a while. Stewart Knight’s birthday gift would include digestive aids – a continuation of a Classics Trip joke.
I took a jaunt over to the ol’ CVS, made a beeline to the medicine section, and began to forage through the aisles in pursuit of the funniest thing I could possibly find. It was a tough choice, but I finally settled on Chocolate Ex-Lax, a bottle of Bean-O-On-The-Go, and a bag of flax “pure fiber” seeds. I was satisfied.
I scavenged a re-usable gift bag from a post-birthday girl on my hall, and carried the goods around with me for the rest of the day in hopes of running into Stewart. I called her a few times, trying to find her. No answer. Finally, I decided to walk down to the F apartments and hand it over. After the hike there, I marched up to Stewart’s door and knocked fervently. No answer. “No biggie. I’ll just leave it on the doorstep.” With no tag, no note, no nothin’ – I sat the neon pink gift bag outside Stewart’s door and headed out.
The next day:
24 hours later— I’d heard nothing. I figured she was busy, hadn’t had time to email. Worst case scenario – she didn’t know it was me. Implausible. The wait was KILLING me because I have the patience of a goldfish in such situations; I resolved to call her up:
Stew: [picking up the phone] Hello.
AM: Hey Stew! Did you get your bday gift I left outside your door yesterday?!?!
Stew: No.
AM: Wait. You didn’t get the gift bag outside of your apartment yesterday?
Stew: No. one of my roommate’s probably picked it up, thinking it was theirs.
AM: Which floor do you live on?
Stew: the 3rd floor.
My stomach dropped. And that’s when I realized – I had left a bag of laxatives OUTSIDE THE WRONG DOOR... a door of unknown residents…on the 2nd floor… And I was going to have to be the bigger person and go ask for my laxatives back.
A full 27 hours after the initial visit to “stewart’s apartment”, I scuffled back to the door, dragging Lee along as moral support, realizing this time that the names of the residents were posted clearly from the outside. I knocked gingerly, and a girl named Anna answered. I said, “did you guys receive a bag of laxatives?.. yadda yadda.” It was one of the more embarrassing moments of my life.
Needless to say, I made 5 new friends that day. All of which now refer to me as: the girl who left us the laxatives.
I took a jaunt over to the ol’ CVS, made a beeline to the medicine section, and began to forage through the aisles in pursuit of the funniest thing I could possibly find. It was a tough choice, but I finally settled on Chocolate Ex-Lax, a bottle of Bean-O-On-The-Go, and a bag of flax “pure fiber” seeds. I was satisfied.
I scavenged a re-usable gift bag from a post-birthday girl on my hall, and carried the goods around with me for the rest of the day in hopes of running into Stewart. I called her a few times, trying to find her. No answer. Finally, I decided to walk down to the F apartments and hand it over. After the hike there, I marched up to Stewart’s door and knocked fervently. No answer. “No biggie. I’ll just leave it on the doorstep.” With no tag, no note, no nothin’ – I sat the neon pink gift bag outside Stewart’s door and headed out.
The next day:
24 hours later— I’d heard nothing. I figured she was busy, hadn’t had time to email. Worst case scenario – she didn’t know it was me. Implausible. The wait was KILLING me because I have the patience of a goldfish in such situations; I resolved to call her up:
Stew: [picking up the phone] Hello.
AM: Hey Stew! Did you get your bday gift I left outside your door yesterday?!?!
Stew: No.
AM: Wait. You didn’t get the gift bag outside of your apartment yesterday?
Stew: No. one of my roommate’s probably picked it up, thinking it was theirs.
AM: Which floor do you live on?
Stew: the 3rd floor.
My stomach dropped. And that’s when I realized – I had left a bag of laxatives OUTSIDE THE WRONG DOOR... a door of unknown residents…on the 2nd floor… And I was going to have to be the bigger person and go ask for my laxatives back.
A full 27 hours after the initial visit to “stewart’s apartment”, I scuffled back to the door, dragging Lee along as moral support, realizing this time that the names of the residents were posted clearly from the outside. I knocked gingerly, and a girl named Anna answered. I said, “did you guys receive a bag of laxatives?.. yadda yadda.” It was one of the more embarrassing moments of my life.
Needless to say, I made 5 new friends that day. All of which now refer to me as: the girl who left us the laxatives.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
the return of the mole, a reality tv series
gchat b/w jordie poncy and anna marie smith.
Detective McGoogles: the mole is back!!!!
this message will self destruct
Detective McGoogles away message: Detective McGoogles: Thanks for the pep talk. Jess: It's not pep. It's reality. Detective McGoogles: You mean, celebreality.
Agent Deelishis: i know!! im sooo stoked!
Detective McGoogles: you have to help me get picked to be the mole
i have never wanted to do something more in my life than be picked as the mole
Agent Deelishis: and ill be on the show and pretend to not know you
Detective McGoogles: yes!
Agent Deelishis: and we can work together, ill win the mill, and maybe ill give you some
Detective McGoogles: half
Agent Deelishis: some
Detective McGoogles: some half
Agent Deelishis: some of the mill
hahahahah
Detective McGoogles: I love that are are already arguing
Agent Deelishis: me tooo!
Detective McGoogles: that is sooooo mole like
Agent Deelishis: dude we were made for this
Detective McGoogles: MADE for this
Agent Deelishis: it's so REAL
Detective McGoogles: so real
if i don't get to be the mole, i'll die
Agent Deelishis: i havent read up much on it yet - where are they taking us?
Detective McGoogles: i don't know. i'm assuming they'll tell me before they tell you since i have to be in on it
Agent Deelishis: thats fair
Detective McGoogles: so i'll tell you when they let me know
totally fair
Agent Deelishis: perfect. i am so good at being secret and stealthy
Detective McGoogles: me too, but you wouldn't think i am which makes it work
Agent Deelishis: and our hometowns make us look so NOT-friends
EVERYTHING is in our favor here
Detective McGoogles: i know
Agent Deelishis: since the first mole was a girl, they're totally picking a guy thus time
Detective McGoogles: like me
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
when we are on the show, we have to pretend that we just made that up
Agent Deelishis: like a week in
we can't talk for the first week really
it would be suspicious
Detective McGoogles: no we can't
but we can begin to laugh at the same things to make our friendship appear inveritable, even in its nascent stages
Agent Deelishis: totally
Detective McGoogles: this is going to be soooo coool!
Agent Deelishis: i just can't wait!
Detective McGoogles: me either. you should act suspicious.
so they suspect you
like the season one winner did
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
Agent Deelishis: that will be perfect!
SHOOT!
Casting and pre-production have begun on the show, which will likely start shooting later this spring. ABC is looking to run "The Mole" this summer, reports Variety.
Detective McGoogles: maybe its not too late
who can we contact
tell them its an emergency
Agent Deelishis: ANDERSON COOPER.
Directly.
Detective McGoogles: he's not doing it though
i thought of that
Agent Deelishis: still, he has in's
Detective McGoogles: truth
Agent Deelishis: weve gotta contact him
Detective McGoogles: who else!
let's call abc
seriously
we cannot let this slip
Agent Deelishis: im on it... doing research on #s now
joponcy: its too awesome
please please please
Agent Deelishis: holy moly!
joponcy: what?
Agent Deelishis: if you can't be the mole, ive found the role for you (maybe us)
"We're looking for someone in the Anderson mode, a little mysterious but full of comedy," he said. "It could be a breakout role for someone."
as host!!!!
we could double host it!!!!!!
joponcy: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
make it happen!!!!!!!!!!
we have to get at least me but hopefully us to host!
then we are both guaranteed to stay the whole time!
how do we apply
how how how!
Agent Deelishis: it’s only fair, if you mention my name hella often
Detective McGoogles: all the time
literally
Agent Deelishis: good. ill let you beat me then. for host.
Detective McGoogles: YES!
one down, everyone else to go
how can i apply
Agent Deelishis: i found it! hold on
Detective McGoogles: i am so serious about this
Agent Deelishis: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/mole-3-auditions-announced-196.php
Detective McGoogles: more serious than I have ever been about anything
Agent Deelishis: SHOOT! the links dont work
Detective McGoogles: ahhhh!
Agent Deelishis: this is torture
i can't take it!!!!
ahhhh!!
Detective McGoogles: it looks like our first mole mission is figuring out how to apply. sinister.
Agent Deelishis: looks like a good task for... wait for it... the mole
Detective McGoogles: da na na, na na. da na na, na na na
Sent at 1:18 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: i just emailed abc, so ill let you know when they reply
i can't find anything on their website, even just about a new season, so that means casting hasn’t started yet, im sure
we're totally in.
Sent at 1:30 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: im going to blog this.
Sent at 1:34 PM on Tuesday
Detective McGoogles: nice. but change our names so the plan is not revealed.
Detective McGoogles: the mole is back!!!!
this message will self destruct
Detective McGoogles away message: Detective McGoogles: Thanks for the pep talk. Jess: It's not pep. It's reality. Detective McGoogles: You mean, celebreality.
Agent Deelishis: i know!! im sooo stoked!
Detective McGoogles: you have to help me get picked to be the mole
i have never wanted to do something more in my life than be picked as the mole
Agent Deelishis: and ill be on the show and pretend to not know you
Detective McGoogles: yes!
Agent Deelishis: and we can work together, ill win the mill, and maybe ill give you some
Detective McGoogles: half
Agent Deelishis: some
Detective McGoogles: some half
Agent Deelishis: some of the mill
hahahahah
Detective McGoogles: I love that are are already arguing
Agent Deelishis: me tooo!
Detective McGoogles: that is sooooo mole like
Agent Deelishis: dude we were made for this
Detective McGoogles: MADE for this
Agent Deelishis: it's so REAL
Detective McGoogles: so real
if i don't get to be the mole, i'll die
Agent Deelishis: i havent read up much on it yet - where are they taking us?
Detective McGoogles: i don't know. i'm assuming they'll tell me before they tell you since i have to be in on it
Agent Deelishis: thats fair
Detective McGoogles: so i'll tell you when they let me know
totally fair
Agent Deelishis: perfect. i am so good at being secret and stealthy
Detective McGoogles: me too, but you wouldn't think i am which makes it work
Agent Deelishis: and our hometowns make us look so NOT-friends
EVERYTHING is in our favor here
Detective McGoogles: i know
Agent Deelishis: since the first mole was a girl, they're totally picking a guy thus time
Detective McGoogles: like me
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
when we are on the show, we have to pretend that we just made that up
Agent Deelishis: like a week in
we can't talk for the first week really
it would be suspicious
Detective McGoogles: no we can't
but we can begin to laugh at the same things to make our friendship appear inveritable, even in its nascent stages
Agent Deelishis: totally
Detective McGoogles: this is going to be soooo coool!
Agent Deelishis: i just can't wait!
Detective McGoogles: me either. you should act suspicious.
so they suspect you
like the season one winner did
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
Agent Deelishis: that will be perfect!
SHOOT!
Casting and pre-production have begun on the show, which will likely start shooting later this spring. ABC is looking to run "The Mole" this summer, reports Variety.
Detective McGoogles: maybe its not too late
who can we contact
tell them its an emergency
Agent Deelishis: ANDERSON COOPER.
Directly.
Detective McGoogles: he's not doing it though
i thought of that
Agent Deelishis: still, he has in's
Detective McGoogles: truth
Agent Deelishis: weve gotta contact him
Detective McGoogles: who else!
let's call abc
seriously
we cannot let this slip
Agent Deelishis: im on it... doing research on #s now
joponcy: its too awesome
please please please
Agent Deelishis: holy moly!
joponcy: what?
Agent Deelishis: if you can't be the mole, ive found the role for you (maybe us)
"We're looking for someone in the Anderson mode, a little mysterious but full of comedy," he said. "It could be a breakout role for someone."
as host!!!!
we could double host it!!!!!!
joponcy: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
make it happen!!!!!!!!!!
we have to get at least me but hopefully us to host!
then we are both guaranteed to stay the whole time!
how do we apply
how how how!
Agent Deelishis: it’s only fair, if you mention my name hella often
Detective McGoogles: all the time
literally
Agent Deelishis: good. ill let you beat me then. for host.
Detective McGoogles: YES!
one down, everyone else to go
how can i apply
Agent Deelishis: i found it! hold on
Detective McGoogles: i am so serious about this
Agent Deelishis: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/mole-3-auditions-announced-196.php
Detective McGoogles: more serious than I have ever been about anything
Agent Deelishis: SHOOT! the links dont work
Detective McGoogles: ahhhh!
Agent Deelishis: this is torture
i can't take it!!!!
ahhhh!!
Detective McGoogles: it looks like our first mole mission is figuring out how to apply. sinister.
Agent Deelishis: looks like a good task for... wait for it... the mole
Detective McGoogles: da na na, na na. da na na, na na na
Sent at 1:18 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: i just emailed abc, so ill let you know when they reply
i can't find anything on their website, even just about a new season, so that means casting hasn’t started yet, im sure
we're totally in.
Sent at 1:30 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: im going to blog this.
Sent at 1:34 PM on Tuesday
Detective McGoogles: nice. but change our names so the plan is not revealed.
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