the return of the mole, a reality tv series

gchat b/w jordie poncy and anna marie smith.

Detective McGoogles: the mole is back!!!!
this message will self destruct
Detective McGoogles away message: Detective McGoogles: Thanks for the pep talk. Jess: It's not pep. It's reality. Detective McGoogles: You mean, celebreality.
Agent Deelishis: i know!! im sooo stoked!
Detective McGoogles: you have to help me get picked to be the mole
i have never wanted to do something more in my life than be picked as the mole
Agent Deelishis: and ill be on the show and pretend to not know you
Detective McGoogles: yes!
Agent Deelishis: and we can work together, ill win the mill, and maybe ill give you some
Detective McGoogles: half
Agent Deelishis: some
Detective McGoogles: some half
Agent Deelishis: some of the mill
hahahahah
Detective McGoogles: I love that are are already arguing
Agent Deelishis: me tooo!
Detective McGoogles: that is sooooo mole like
Agent Deelishis: dude we were made for this
Detective McGoogles: MADE for this
Agent Deelishis: it's so REAL
Detective McGoogles: so real
if i don't get to be the mole, i'll die
Agent Deelishis: i havent read up much on it yet - where are they taking us?
Detective McGoogles: i don't know. i'm assuming they'll tell me before they tell you since i have to be in on it
Agent Deelishis: thats fair
Detective McGoogles: so i'll tell you when they let me know
totally fair
Agent Deelishis: perfect. i am so good at being secret and stealthy
Detective McGoogles: me too, but you wouldn't think i am which makes it work
Agent Deelishis: and our hometowns make us look so NOT-friends
EVERYTHING is in our favor here
Detective McGoogles: i know
Agent Deelishis: since the first mole was a girl, they're totally picking a guy thus time
Detective McGoogles: like me
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
when we are on the show, we have to pretend that we just made that up
Agent Deelishis: like a week in
we can't talk for the first week really
it would be suspicious
Detective McGoogles: no we can't
but we can begin to laugh at the same things to make our friendship appear inveritable, even in its nascent stages
Agent Deelishis: totally
Detective McGoogles: this is going to be soooo coool!
Agent Deelishis: i just can't wait!
Detective McGoogles: me either. you should act suspicious.
so they suspect you
like the season one winner did
Agent Deelishis: suresuresure
Detective McGoogles: sure sure sure
Agent Deelishis: that will be perfect!
SHOOT!
Casting and pre-production have begun on the show, which will likely start shooting later this spring. ABC is looking to run "The Mole" this summer, reports Variety.
Detective McGoogles: maybe its not too late
who can we contact
tell them its an emergency
Agent Deelishis: ANDERSON COOPER.
Directly.
Detective McGoogles: he's not doing it though
i thought of that
Agent Deelishis: still, he has in's
Detective McGoogles: truth
Agent Deelishis: weve gotta contact him
Detective McGoogles: who else!
let's call abc
seriously
we cannot let this slip
Agent Deelishis: im on it... doing research on #s now
joponcy: its too awesome
please please please
Agent Deelishis: holy moly!
joponcy: what?
Agent Deelishis: if you can't be the mole, ive found the role for you (maybe us)
"We're looking for someone in the Anderson mode, a little mysterious but full of comedy," he said. "It could be a breakout role for someone."
as host!!!!
we could double host it!!!!!!
joponcy: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
make it happen!!!!!!!!!!
we have to get at least me but hopefully us to host!
then we are both guaranteed to stay the whole time!
how do we apply
how how how!
Agent Deelishis: it’s only fair, if you mention my name hella often
Detective McGoogles: all the time
literally
Agent Deelishis: good. ill let you beat me then. for host.
Detective McGoogles: YES!
one down, everyone else to go
how can i apply
Agent Deelishis: i found it! hold on
Detective McGoogles: i am so serious about this
Agent Deelishis: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/mole-3-auditions-announced-196.php
Detective McGoogles: more serious than I have ever been about anything
Agent Deelishis: SHOOT! the links dont work
Detective McGoogles: ahhhh!
Agent Deelishis: this is torture
i can't take it!!!!
ahhhh!!
Detective McGoogles: it looks like our first mole mission is figuring out how to apply. sinister.
Agent Deelishis: looks like a good task for... wait for it... the mole
Detective McGoogles: da na na, na na. da na na, na na na
Sent at 1:18 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: i just emailed abc, so ill let you know when they reply
i can't find anything on their website, even just about a new season, so that means casting hasn’t started yet, im sure
we're totally in.
Sent at 1:30 PM on Tuesday
Agent Deelishis: im going to blog this.
Sent at 1:34 PM on Tuesday
Detective McGoogles: nice. but change our names so the plan is not revealed.